There is a reason why I do this and it's because sometimes being a Stay At Home Mom makes me a little crazy and I'll get crazy ideas in my head and I'll think I need to have Keith's opinion at that very moment.
If my crazy idea is about s.e.x....I generally get a quick reply but if it's about a TV show or food or me want to escape on a trip. I get crickets.
Sometimes if my text is really crazy he doesn't respond with another text. He calls me.
May 20, 2010 4:01pm
text to Keith's iPhone: Do we have a Zombie Plan in place?
(RING) My phone...my phone is ringing....
Keith: Are you drinking already?
Keith: What is this nonsense about Zombie Plans?
Connie: Well, Loralee...
Connie: What? Loralee's husband has a Zombie Plan.
Keith: I have to get back to work.
First of all....Keith thinks Loralee is a figment of my imagination. As are most all of my internet friends except that I have met with her several times and have photographs of myself with her.
Second of all...DO WE HAVE A ZOMBIE PLAN?
Third of all...I don't drink (usually) until he calls to say he's on his way home.
Whatever. Do you have a Zombie Plan?
Something tells me that Keith will be late tonight.....