Thursday, May 20, 2010

The Reason Keith Won't Text Me..Part 2

I've told you before that Keith and I don't communicate much during the day.  Once in a great while, he'll call me a couple times or we have a great textersation....but mostly, I just leave him alone.

There is a reason why I do this and it's because sometimes being a Stay At Home Mom makes me a little crazy and I'll get crazy ideas in my head and I'll think I need to have Keith's opinion at that very moment.

If my crazy idea is about s.e.x....I generally get a quick reply but if it's about a TV show or food or me want to escape on a trip.  I get crickets.

Sometimes if my text is really crazy he doesn't respond with another text.  He calls me.

Like today.

May 20, 2010 4:01pm

text to Keith's iPhone:  Do we have a Zombie Plan in place? 

(RING) My phone is ringing....

Keith: Are you drinking already?

Connie: Why?

Keith: What is this nonsense about Zombie Plans?

Connie: Well, Loralee...

Keith: Oh.

Connie: What?  Loralee's husband has a Zombie Plan.

Keith: I have to get back to work.

Connie: (CLICK)

First of all....Keith thinks Loralee is a figment of my imagination. As are most all of my internet friends except that I have met with her several times and have photographs of myself with her.

Second of all...DO WE HAVE A ZOMBIE PLAN?

Third of all...I don't drink (usually) until he calls to say he's on his way home.

Whatever. Do you have a Zombie Plan?

Something tells me that Keith will be late tonight.....


  1. Crickets :) Lol! Matt and I do better when we text. If he calls he a) reads things in my voice that aren't (necessarily) there or b) the kids are so damn loud/annoying/whatever that I can't talk. He can't get texts when he's in the office though so we email :) (Not like he's busy WORKING or anything...!)

    We don't have a zombie plan - but I think Matt's working to be prepared for just about everything else...

  2. Dear Keith:

    One: I am real.

    Two: So are zombies.

    Three: You should have a zombie plan.


  3. We totally don't have a zombie plan. But we live in TX so we have lots of guns so I'm guessing we're good.

  4. LOL!

    And OMG, we don't have a zombie plan. Must work on this.

  5. I think that all of my other emergency plans will be flexible enough to deal with any Zombie issues.

    When did Keith move in and what does Calvin have to say about that...

  6. Im a little scared now that we do not in fact have a zombie plan in place!

  7. LOL - that's funny. I guess I need to get one of those in place.


  8. Geez, girl, let's just add Zombie Plan to my already growing To-Do List! We've got lots of guns, and my husband is an excellent shot {I'm not too shabby either, I must say}, do you think we really need a plan?

  9. hmm I do not have a Zombie plan, but tell me yours and I will copy it.

  10. I don't even know how to text. So I don't know if my husband would text me back or not.

    I guess I better look into the Zombie Plan next.

  11. Um....Loralee's husband sounds bat shit crazy.

    If zombies do somehow manage to take over the world like in Zombieland, then I'll just save them the trouble and kill myself. There, that's my Zombie plan.

  12. Zombie plan. I don't have one. I hope they don't come tonight.

  13. Haha! I think all families need to have a solid zombie plan in place, tell Keith to get on board!!

    PS: Now that I get to call Calvin Keith I am curious why you picked "Calvin" for his alias? :)

  14. We do, in fact, have a zombie plan. Lots of them depending on where we might be during the invasion. But this is mostly because I have a 13 year old son.


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