I wrote this in my head at 4:30am this morning.
If You Give Keith a Burrito
If you give Keith a Burrito,
He'll eat it all even if he's full.
He'll also order Queso,
His wife will offer him a tums,
But he'll refuse.
He'll go after that tums at 4:30am,
His stomach will be hurtin.
He'll be restless and turn the light on.
His wife will wake up because she's a light sleeper.
He'll feel bad and rub her shoulders,
He hopes she can go back to sleep.
She thinks he wants to make whoopie.
He'll drift off to sleep,
But she'll be wide awake.
She'll get up and make a cup of coffee,
spending the wee hours on facebook