Thursday, February 3, 2011

The One About The Markers

Describe the last thing that made you laugh really hard.

iKeith has been working late...testing a new app that he's working on.. Monday nights, I watch The Bachelor and take notes for my Tuesday morning blog post.

Usually...iKeith is home to take over and I'm able to hear half of what's going on in the show because of the rough housing and laughter that occurs when Daddy gets home. Daddy tells the kids that Mommy is working. Love that man!

I desperately need a TV in the bedroom so I can work in peace.

So...I was working (ahem) and the kids were playing nicely in their rooms (i thought).  Daddy comes home and tries to go greet the kids.  The door is locked.  He yells at them to open the door this instant or else....and when he does.  We find this.








Please notice the great attention to detail on the nipples and belly button.  There is more attention to detail but it's under the hearts.  When I was editing this picture...Alex said, 'Oh look Mommy...I have a heart on'!

Yes you do honey.  Yes you do.



I wonder how Kate Gosselin would have handled this?  I laughed my @ss off!

But not in front of the children....


Mama's Losin' It

34 comments:

  1. OH CONNIE!!!! LOL!!! That is precious. What a great memory! Hey - my "work" is checking FB. Har har.

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  2. That's hysterical! I love the extra attention to 'dot' details if you will. Very fancy.

    Stopping in from Mama Kat's - thanks so much for the laugh. Your kids are adorable and I love the advice below your blog header. Too funny.

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  3. That pic of M makes me laugh every time I see it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    How on earth did you get the marker off???

    ~Becca

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  4. This post seriously just made my day!

    Oh..markers, markers, markers. They are the BANE of my existence. Well, that and play-doh.

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  5. LOL! I'm crying here...that's so funny! What an awesome memory.

    Visiting via Writer's Workshop. Thanks so much for sharing.

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  6. i cant stop laughing about this! SO FUNNY!

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  7. Now that made me laugh really hard. I am sure this would have sent Kate into a tail spin. Kids are funny little creatures arent they? Yours are adorable.

    Love the advice in your header by the way. Good advice.

    Stopping by from MaMa Kats.

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  8. That is hilarious!!!! and looks oddly familiar ;b

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  9. Holy crap that is amazing!
    Smurf kids!

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  10. I. Love. This!

    So much!

    The second picture is truly amazing. The look on that blue face...!

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  11. Oh my, I sure hope it was washabale lol.

    My daughter did it only to her arms before so she could be a monster!

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  12. O.M.GEEEE.
    Heart on. HEART ON!!! LOL!!!!

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  13. I would not have been as strong as you. I would have laughed in front of them.

    Hayden actually did a similar thing when the triplets where babies. He colored them. I have no idea why but he did.

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  14. I truly love this. I have a few tattoo with pen incidents, but nothing that ever went that far. Oh and for Kate, you know she doesn't allow markers in the house right?

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  15. The good news....the markers are washable.

    The bad news....I threw them all away. They can get markers again when they are 18.

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  16. That has got to be the funniest thing I have seen in forever!

    A heart on?

    Really!

    I'm dying!!!!

    It's like the windless kite day I spent with the 5th graders...if I heard "I can't get it up one more time"...

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  17. Wow, I think they make markers with more juice in them than when I was little! Hha. This is hilarious. It was washable marker, right . . . .? :D

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  18. Awesome. Save those pictures for future boyfriends/girlfriends. And they have definitely lost marker privileges!

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  19. Stopping by from Mama Kat's!
    The 'heart on' thing would've sent me into hysterics. Seriously, kudos for being able to keep a Sterm Mom face. As the mom of a crazy, 1-year-old, I suppose I should start preparing for this kind of stuff :)

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  20. Oh my freaking hilarious!! Hannah just asked me what was wrong because I tried to stifle a belly laugh - so very funny!

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  21. OHEMGEE!! This is HILARIOUS! So, now you're the mommy to a couple of smurfs! Exactly how long did it take to clean them up and are they still stained?

    I'm taking notes from you on what NOT to do while watching the Bachelor. So thank you for that.

    I wonder who will be taking notes from my lack of parenting skills? Sometimes they are non-existant.

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  22. I'm with Jen. I would have laughed at them too. And then probably made them stay like that.

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  23. I just spit beer, I mean water all over my computer ;) That is soooo funny!!! Your own little blueman group :) That picture is going to be blackmail for sure! Love it!

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  24. OH my goodness!! I leave the blogging world for awhile and come back to this??? Too funny! I've found that I can't take my eyes off these children for even a minute {the little one especially}. They can get into a LOT of trouble in a LITTLE time!

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  25. Too precious! Next time you're exhausted from working... take out these pictures and have a laughing break...I may do that myself!

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  26. My 15 year old daughter and I couldn't stop laughing when we read your post! We love watching the Bachelor and love reading your recap! Your kids are hilarious!! Gotta say my daughter never did that. Seriously...that is hilarious! Thanks for sharing with us -- made our day!

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  27. They look like the creatures from Avatar. At least they are very creative!

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  28. That is freakin hilarious and so so priceless!! You definitely will need these at some point later in their lives. They'll come in handy.

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  29. Oh, and I'm so slow. I just got the "heart on". OMG! LOLing over here!

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  30. Holy crap!!!!!!!! I am laughing my ass off! No mere acronym will do! Seriously barking out big laughs over here!

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  31. that is awesome, LOL. i caught my kids painting each other one day. i wouldn't have known, except they painted the baby too and he started screaming when they got it near his eyes. oops. not my best parenting moment, but it made for great pictures. LOL ;-)

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  32. Markers...$5.00
    4 Bars of Soap....$4.00
    Those pictures....priceless!!!!
    The best laugh I've had in years!!

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  33. Ha! Hahahahahahahaha!

    That's the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

    I hope those were water-based markers...

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