This week the ladies and Brad packed up and moved the show to Las Vegas...to the Aria hotel which I've never heard of. I love how The Bachelor ends up being a 2 hour commercial for a location. Here is the Sky Villa that the ladies stayed in. It's pretty amazing!
Dear ABC....please don't have a clue for a date like Let's End Tonight With A Bang...and then give it away during the commercial with a teaser showing fireworks. I really wanted to believe that Michelle was going to walk in on the date with a gun and shoot Shawntel. Also, shame on you for putting Emily through that racetrack date and making Brad feel like an asshole. The viewers...don't like recycled dates. Please wait at least a couple season before having a broadway musical date. Ashley against Ashley was just mean. Their bond is likely broken now. Also..if I'd had tickets to this show and then found out it was Cirque Du Ashley...I'd have been pissed!
Dear Shawtel...Some of the items you picked out on your shopping spree...we're ugly. I did love how you rubbed your shopping spree in everyone's face when you went back to get ready for dinner. Good on you for making Michelle want to kill herself. I figure you've at least been on a few dates in your life because you are kind of cute so I can't figure out how explaining the embalming process to your date while you ate your dinner is ever a good idea.
Dear Michelle...you scare the heck out of me and if we were friends I'd keep my doors locked. You are so aggressive with Brad that I think he's scared to send you home. Yes, please hang yourself with your scarf.
Dear Alli....There are still a few episodes left. You still have a chance to go on a date with Brad. Calm down and stop crying.
Dear Chantal O....RELAX. Remember the other day when Brad said he likes that you aren't needy? Stop being needy! This IS the Emily show...by the way, so get used to it.
Dear Emily...You are smart and beautiful. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THIS SHOW??? Did someone bet you to do it? Do you need the money? Do you want to be an actress when you grow up? I feel really badly that you had to endur the race track date but I think you handled it so well. And maybe you got some closure.
Dear Ashley H....Ever since last week when you made a spectacle of yourself on the group date...you don't seem attractive to me anymore. You irritate me.
Dear Britt...where were you this week. I missed you!
Dear Jackie...I thought you were going home this week. You and Britt must have been at the spa together all week.
Dear Brad...My favorite thing that came out of your mouth during this episode was Put It On The Counter! I would have preferred Let's Get It, or Charge it to ABC but it was still great! Also, purple is not your color honey. I'm impressed that you find funeral directors hot but your nervous laughter was too much for me. I was happy with how you handled the race track date and I'm sorry that ABC didn't disclose important info about Emily. I thought you looked HOT in the soldier outfit at the Viva Elvis show...nice package.
To The departed:
Dear Ashley S...I think part of your problem is that you talk like a baby. It might be because you are a Nanny but men don't want to be Nannied. I believe you will make an extraordinary wife someday. Good Luck.
Dear Marissa...thinking you might have been a filler on this show. Good Luck.
Dear Lisa...I don't remember ever hearing you speak. Good Luck.