I had taken Mallory upstairs to change a very stinky diaper. We came back down to find that Alex had taken the bag of Goldfish Crackers and dumped it on the end table.
This is what I found:
Then in Yiddish he said....Oh yea? So what if I dumped the fish all over the table. What are you going to do about it?
I suggested a spanking.
He suggested that he now didn't know how this happened. I believe his exact words were....
It might also interest you to know that this all happened on No Pants Thursday! I new thing we are trying out.
Oh, but don't worry, Mommy was wearing pants!!!