Sunday, December 30, 2012

Top Ten Google....This!

I love checking the things people have googled to find my blog.  Here is the top ten for 2012.  

How can I reclaim my family room?

If you have small children in your home, you can only reclaim your family room if you have a basement and you lock them and their toys in it.  Cut a hole in the door for food.

Should you live in Utah if you are a moron?

Yes.

What are the key milestones for the constellation program?

This seems to be the problem with the constellation program.  They didn't have any key milestones.  My husband worked on it for four years and accomplished nothing.

Where should a non-lds live in Utah?

In Park City.  It is the most non-lds place I found.

Should wives work?

No.  Being a wife is a full time job.

What things are relentless?

My kids, Kim Kardashian, missionaries, Obamacare, Zombies.

When to end nap time?

Never.  If your kids will nap....make it happen for as long as possible.  The only exception to this rule is if it prevents your kids to go to bed at night.

Can non-lds still love Utah?

I think some can.  I've only met one person that has gone back there on purpose.

How can I piss off my nabor?

If you are talking about your neighbor....you can piss them off by parking in their spot, letting your dog pee on their tires, getting drums, smoking under their windows and feeding squirrels.

Have you had a terrible experience with swapping partners?

I have never swapped partners.

What is it like living in Utah?

It's like living in another country and you don't speak the language and everything you do is wrong.

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How to survive Obamacare?

We are surviving Obamacare by....starting an exercise program and eating cleaner so that we don't get sick and NEED to use our health care.  We're eating out less and putting the money in the bank to help pay for all of the cost increases that will accompany this.  We're increasing our Vitamin D, C and B vitamins so that we're healthier.

Can I marry my sister?

No.  That is just wrong!!


Come back Tuesday for my word, theme song and goals for 2013!!

6 comments:

  1. You had me at "increasing our Vitamin D!"

    Love it!

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  2. Love it! Great ideas for surviving ObamaCare. You'll also be in great shape if you ever need to outrun zombies....or Kim Kardashian.

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  3. you kill me! if I ever make my way your direction we are getting together for entirely too much wine. just a heads up

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  4. Holy crap balls. You kill me!

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  5. LMAO! How do you find what people are searching for on your blog?

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