Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Free Santa

You may recall that last year, I had a little trouble with a certain elf named Cheryl.

It led me to boycott all Mall Santas!

What I learned about Mall Santa is that he is not FREE.

See this picture?  I took it illegally and the reason that it's blurry is that Head Elf Cheryl was in the process of tackling me to the ground trying to prevent me from photographing my own children.

I'm here today to tell you that some Santas are FREE.

If you live in the Denver Area, I have three FREE Santa's for you to visit.

next to Cry Baby Ranch
Saturdays 10am-7pm
Sundays 11am-6pm

6300 North Broadway
Denver, CO 80216
December 8 & 9th

Now-December 24th
Mon-Fri 3pm-8pm
Saturdays 10am-8pm
Sundays Noon-5pm

Note:  If you are here to tell me what a terrible person I am for denying Mall Santas of their livelihood  then you should just move on.  I heard it all last year and I'm not changing my mind.  I still think Mall Santas are impostors and must be stopped!


  1. Fight the system girl!!!!! Meanwhile, I'll schlep to a small village and pay $5 for a photo. It's right next to a Starbucks. ;)

  2. I think they were charging $45 for a family photo set in our department store. Ridiculous. Free Santa photos for all I say!

  3. can you find a free Santa in TN? I'll dance with a cowbell on for you.

  4. I love your convictions!! Stick it to 'em C-dawg!!

  5. It's a total racket sometimes. They charge crazy prices!

  6. I am so right there with you! Bass Pro Shop all the way-- they give you a free 4X6 and there are a million other FREE activities!


I love you. You are my best friend! Your hair looks fantastic today!