Thursday, January 20, 2011

10 Reasons Why I Could Never Be Friends WIth My Neighbor

10 Reasons Why I Could Never Be Friends With My Downstairs Neighbor.

Meet Don

1. He smokes.

2. He slams his door like a 10 year old.

3. He drinks Bud. I'm a Coors girl.

4. His wife hogs the laundry room for an entire day.

5. He used to live in MY apartment.

6. He has digestive problems. (he runs his bathroom fan a lot)

7. His 10 year old has a mohawk.

8. He has a Navy sticker on his car. GO ARMY!

9. He and his wife have the same name. Dawn

10. He's home all the time. Get a job!

This post was inspired by Mama Kat's Awesome Writing Prompts!

Mama's Losin' It


  1. I love how they have the same name...Don and Dawn. And any parent who lets their kid have a mohawk need sufficient help.

    Great post! I took the same prompt, but applied it to snowmen. I would love to hear what you think!

  2. Yay! Our neighbors can be friends. Although mine are just rude and yours is a whole other level of annoying!

  3. Go Army indeed! I have married friends who are both named 'Erin'. I feel quite bad for them.

    visiting from mama kats!

  4. Yay for neighbours! Mine is no where near as bad as yours but she gets on my nerves for other reasons:)

    A very funny post!

  5. Yum where can I find someone like him?!

  6. Okay...I'll give you 9 out of 10...but come on...don't knock the hawk. Both my boys (ages 7 & 5) rocked Mohawks last summer. The 7 year old even getting his during a St. Baldricks Charity event. His head was shaved down to the skin. They looked AWESOME!

  7. Please tell me this really is a photo of him.

  8. If their last name is Donaldson I am going to pee my pants. (No need to run the bathroom fan for that though...)

  9. I lived across the street from a couple who were both named Dale. It was frustrating. lol

  10. Sounds like a real winner.


  11. He drinks Bud?! C'mon, that's just not right.

    Time for Don to get a clue.

  12. Somthing about this post makes me wanna go "ewwwwwwwwwwwww".

    Sorry Connie.


  13. I think Dawn monopolizes the laundry room to maximize time away from Don.

  14. I think all the beer and cigarettes are what's causing the bathroom issues!
    He sounds like a total loser!
    Love the post...
    My neighbor talks like a 13 year old and dresses like a Barbie doll. She has 3 kids, doesn't work but never cooks - they eat all take-out food, which the husband goes out to get after working all day. THAT I could never be friends with... :-)

  15. I totally get you, baby. I'm a Coors girl, too. XO


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