10 Reasons Why I Could Never Be Friends With My Downstairs Neighbor.
1. He smokes.
2. He slams his door like a 10 year old.
3. He drinks Bud. I'm a Coors girl.
4. His wife hogs the laundry room for an entire day.
5. He used to live in MY apartment.
6. He has digestive problems. (he runs his bathroom fan a lot)
7. His 10 year old has a mohawk.
8. He has a Navy sticker on his car. GO ARMY!
9. He and his wife have the same name. Dawn
10. He's home all the time. Get a job!
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