Back in May in a suburb of Denver that I'm NOT moving to....two guys robbed a gas station.
The story intrigues me because I have to wonder about the conversation that happened between these two guys before they robbed the store.
Blue Shirt: Hey...I'm short on cash. Let's rob a store.
Tattoo: Okay. But we need a disguise.
Blue Shirt: Let's see if my sister has some panty hose.
Tattoo: Great idea.
Blue Shirt: Oh crap, all my sister has are these THONG underwear.
Tattoo: Good for us she weights 400 pounds and they fit great over our faces like this.
Blue Shirt: Let's do this thing!