Monday, August 2, 2010

Thong Underwear Bandits

Hey...I'm packing the truck and moving to Denver this week so I wrote some random posts and will re-publish one a couple of my favorites.  See you next week!  

Back in May in a suburb of Denver that I'm NOT moving to....two guys robbed a gas station.

The story intrigues me because I have to wonder about the conversation that happened between these two guys before they robbed the store.

Blue Shirt: Hey...I'm short on cash.  Let's rob a store.

Tattoo: Okay.  But we need a disguise.

Blue Shirt: Let's see if my sister has some panty hose.

Tattoo: Great idea.

Blue Shirt: Oh crap, all my sister has are these THONG underwear.

Tattoo: Good for us she weights 400 pounds and they fit great over our faces like this.

Blue Shirt: Let's do this thing!


  1. Now are you going to come over and clean my computer screen since I just spit my coffee all over it? Thanks Connie.


  2. Too funny. Hope the move goes smoothly. Have a safe trip!

  3. I hope they were clean.

    Y'all be careful.

  4. I think that is the best use of a thong, EVER!

  5. No way! Now that is the kind of news story I love!!!

  6. Are you sure they didn't just rob a hospital beforehand and steal some masks from the theatre? Then again, this is coming from the woman that hasn't seen the full-frontal pictures (and doesn't particularly want to). x

  7. That is so crazy! I love it Connie :)


  8. Alright Connie, you are the only gal who gets me laughing so hard I snort ;)

  9. Haha!!! Love the commentary!!

  10. OMG... you make me laugh. Thanks for keeping your sense of humor during all your craziness!


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