Tuesday, April 3, 2012

The One About The Tigers







It's Tuesday....so it's time to air my dirty laundry. I don't know what it is about Impulsive Addict and Seriously Shawn...but they make me what to tell secrets. I hope they don't ask me to play Truth or Dare when I share a house with them next month. ONE MONTH PEOPLE!

 So...on my fabulous vacation, after visiting a bunch of cool places (that I'll tell you about later) we spent a few days with my in laws in a tiny little town in the middle of fruit country. As far as the eye can see....fruit trees. The little town DOES have a Starbucks and a Jack in the Box so it's not a total loss.

 My brother in law that you don't hear much about, lives with my in laws. He graciously gave us his room and stayed in a crappy little hotel a few miles away.  This was a great plan because my father in law started handing me a glass of wine at 2 o'clock in the afternoon each day.

On our last night, I was sitting in bed reading Fifty Shades of Grey (!) when I looked up at the curio cabinet and thought I was hallucinating.   I saw this.


Siegfried and Roy. 

Suddenly all of the white tiger figurines made sense!   And yes....that is a feather boa in front of the picture.

And yes.  He's gay.

GOSH!  I almost forgot to mention.....The Book Club is back tomorrow with our next book announcement.  I'll be giving away ONE copy so make sure to come back tomorrow because I close the entries on Friday Night.





17 comments:

  1. I'm recalling all of hte texts that we all shared after you ent that picture to us and I'm laughing again!

    ROAR!

    Thanks for linking up Miss Thang....32 days sistah, 32 days!

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  2. hah... funny! Gosh, I remember when that one dude got bit. I was always so jealous of them getting to play with tigers. Wouldn't that be cool to have a tiger as a pet!? okay, maybe not but a tiger cub?

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  3. I think the boa makes the picture for me. Of course the blond one looks a bit freaked out. Or is that supposed to be his dramatic look?

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  4. The boa is a nice touch...very artsy and dramatic.

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  5. To each his own. But now I know what to with my boa and the bull penis cane that hangs on the wall.

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  6. bahahahahhah SERIOUSLY? Wow. Siegfried and Roy in a frame. Love it!

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  7. The boa totally seals the deal for me. Sounds like quite the interesting visit for sure! And your father-in-law is awesome with the wine at 2 deal. ;)


    Princess Nagger and the Ruptured Eardrum

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  8. Wine at 2? I wish my father-in-law were as accomodating.. ;o)

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  9. That picture...I can't...it's just...holy shit.

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  10. i remember Siegfried and Roy.

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  11. You know what I said about that picture. He probably whacks off to it. EWWW! And you slept in his bed! I hope and pray the sheets were clean--for your sake!

    And ONE MONTH!! YES! And Truth or Dare sounds fun! Let's play it! Of course it will be a drinking game!

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  12. Feather boas and fab. I used 4 white ones under my Christmas tree this year and it looked just like snow!

    Well, maybe not "just like" but close enough for this Texas girl who seldom sees it.

    And I JUST got Fifty Shades of Grey in today and starting it tonight.

    Ooohhh...I KNEW I loved you!

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  13. That is soooooo AWESOME ;) The boa completes the look!

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  14. Wine at 2? that's my kind of family!

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  15. Those texts were cracking my shiz up!! I'm glad he's gay...makes a lot more sense that way.

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  16. I have that EXACT same photo framed on my nightstand. Its just so.... Inspiring?

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