I was trying to tell my darling husband that I'm looking forward to making tons of friends since my religious beliefs won't be a condition of friendship and since most normal people love me.
It was then that he snickered at me and informed me that I am PAST MY PRIME and will not find many friends since most women of my advanced maternal age have grandkids...not preschoolers.
Then he reminded me that I'm going to be turning 40 in a couple weeks. (7.5 weeks...but who's counting)
The next day someone found my blog by googling I'm No Spring Chicken Anymore.
I then decided that age is just a number and you are only as old as you feel. I feel 25. For reals, YO! The next thing I did was download a bunch of Justin Bieber songs to my iPhone and bought some clothes from Forever 21. My ass is now hanging out of my pants but I heard that's cool.
I'm planning to grow out my Mom Hair and get some blonde highlights, wear a whole bunch of necklaces at the same time, add the word like to my vocabulary and trade in my Armada for a Jeep. If I have to...I'll get botox.
I might also have to trade in my husband. JUST KIDDING.
While we're on the subject....more things that people googled to find me.
- I dream of a world where people eat rainbows and fart butterflies.
- How to throw an Eat, Pray Love Party.
- 10 ways to stave off boredom.
- Drinking Games
- Young Fat Dancing Men
- How to Escape from Utah.
- can u burn fat while sleeping after 2 shots of tequila
- stop googling symptoms
- strict mommy
I think these are all great blog post ideas! Don't you?
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Days Til Move: 17
Boxes Packed: 25
Martinis Consumed: 2