Calvin has a little more time on his hands at work right now since things are so up in the air about The Constellation Project. A little update on that situation is that Congress is not happy with the plan and there is a rumor that N.ASA is coming up with a Plan B that will include the project. This is great news...but I don't know if it will really happen or not. Either way...it will take a while for everyone to come to an agreement...unless they try to rush it through like the Health Care Bill.
Anyway, sometimes lately I get lucky and Calvin will have a textual conversation with me. I still can't get him to sext with me but I'm working on it. He tells me that Engineers can't do that...not even when I use words like Hardrive and Hyperlink.
Connie: If a Tauren falls in the Forrest, do resto Druids laugh?
Calvin: Funny. Did you get that from Twitter?
Calvin: Got the Gas bill today. It is $91.84.
Connie: Down from $192?
Connie: Wow! I guess keeping the heat down is making a difference.
Calvin: Perhaps, Feb was warmer than Jan.
Connie: Maybe a little.
Calvin: Regardless, I think freezing our asses off has helped reduce our bill. Thanks Connie for reducing our expenses!
Connie: You're welcome. Are you sure you don't want a snuggie??
No response from Calvin
Connie: I found out why UTAH doesn't double coupons.
Connie: Because in most other states only 1% are redeemed...but 3% are redeemed here. Retailer lose too much money in Utah.
Calvin: Those Mormons are always looking to save a buck. When Arby's has a two for one, guys here eat there daily until it stops. Hehe
Connie: I know!! They screwing up my grocery shopping experience!!
Connie: In Dallas....they TRIPLE coupons! It's Coupon Nirvana!
Calvin: Stop you are killing me!
Connie: Okay. I'll stop....
Connie: We need to get a freezer so I can buy a 40 lb box of chicken.
Calvin: Oh my, you are still cracking me up. LOL
Connie: Is that a yes or a no?
No response from Calvin.
Connie: Nevermind...I don't need a freezer. Jesus is coming....
Calvin: Yup are on Fire. And no, we are not buying a freezer. If we downsize to an apartment, what then would we do with it?
Calvin: That was *You as in You are on fire.
Connie: I got that. And you're right. I got all excited about saving $100 and I was trying trying to spend it.
Calvin: No more Texting privileges for you. I am in tears.
I think I know why I normally don't get a response.....