We start off with a 1 on 1 date with Ed. He is a cutie and looks amazing similar to Denny on Grey's Anatomy.
Jillian took him away in a helicopter where she popped his cherry and they flew around pointing at things on the ground. They seemed pretty cozy and comfortable with each other until they landed on a building and Jill told him they were going to descend to the ground on a rope.
Did you see that cute sweatshirt that Jill was wearing? They jump into the pool and have a little Hot Tub Harris moment. He tells her that he really likes her and is glad to be there and she says. DITTO. Is this a canadian thing? I've never heard anyone say ditto. Gosh, I hope that doesn't catch on.
They get cleaned up and have a romantic dinner on another roof top and Denny admits that he is a workaholic and is generally guarded. Jillian has a major crush on him though so she gives him a rose.
At this point they brake away to Life in the Bunkhouse and see the crew coming for
Next we have a group date with 11 of the guys to a real live movie set where they will be making a little cinema called The Good, the Bad and The Ugly. They all dress up and start do scenes where most of them get to kiss Jillian.
Brad gets to go first and the guys are all critiquing his kiss and say it looks like he is kissing his sister but he thinks he is the Ultra Bad Ass Kisser. Poor Brad. They are all getting jealous and complaining.
Robby's scene with Jillian gave me goose bumps. Both times that they showed it! The funniest scene was the gay one between Mike and Michael. They all head to a wrap party in a penthouse loft and at some point end up in a giant hot tub. Tanner Pheet loses his mind and rubs Jillian's feet all over his face.
She is having a nice chat with Reid and admits that she thinks he is hot. He is about to go in for the kiss when Juan steals her away. He brings her a fresh drink and a blanket. He is such a gentleman!
Cut to Life in the Bunkhouse....David is ranting about Juan again and says he wants to beat his @ss and kill him. This guy is a complete nut job! Jillian gives the rose to Robby and again the guys chase the crew up the hill to see where his bags go.
The last 1 on 1 date is with Sasha who looks like a p()rn star to me. Did you like Jill's denim onesie with the yellow heels? They go to a car museum and take a bunch of pictures of each other. They ride in a Ferrari and then he tells her about a horrible accident he almost died in, that he has never been in love and he is now searching for the Mythical Unicorn. You can see Jillian's expression change and she grabs the rose and tells him that she can't be his Unicorn. Apparently she doesn't give Pity Rose's to the crazy ones....
Poor Sasha is immediately shown the door where an empty bus headed for LAX pulls up for him. Go Sasha...Go find that Unicorn!
Cut to Life in the Bunkhouse....Wes is singing Jillian's song AGAIN to all of the guys and they all look like they would like to cut the strings on his guitar. The crew enters to take Sasha's bags and they all run outside and see them loaded into a Mini Van. Oh no they say...he's gone. She is actually sending guys home!
Wes become very profound and says you can either live life and take opportunities or you let them pass you by. And then he takes this opportunity to sneak out and sing that song AGAIN under Jill's window and she invites him up. They say love don't come easy...but Wes does!
Finally it is time for the Rose Ceremony Cocktail party. David is stomping around, yelling and being a Toddler. He tells Jillian that he is used to being the top dog and he isn't getting any attention, he's not used to sharing and he has no patience. If I were Jillian I would have put him on the freakin naughty step!
Tanner Pheet tells the camera that he wants some time with her to talk about more than sports and weather. He is just here to suck on some toes anyway! And when he gets his time and she lays her little piggies in his lap he could not contain his excitement and may have had a little accident in his pants.
And then it was time for the Most Dramatic Confrontation in Bachelorette History. NOT!
Tanner F and Brad don't get roses and David is picked dead last!
In the previews for next week....someone is telling Jillian that there are guys there that have GIRLFRIENDS! Who do you think has a girlfriend?
David~27 Trucking Contractor from Ohio
*First Impression Rose, picked by Globetrotters as match for Jill, keeper of the Man Code, wants to tie Juan to a tree and beat him, acts like a Toddler
Jake~ 31 Airline Pilot from Dallas
*gave her wings, first One on One Date, ABS of steel
Jesse~27 Wine Maker from California
*turned down Italy for Jill
Wes~32 Country Music Singer from Austin
*singing guy, winner of race & dinner
Michael~25 Break Dance Instructor from New York
*in gay scene with Mike
Robby~25 Bartender from Houston
*made her a ROZMO, great movie scene with Jill, agrees with David
Ed~29 IT Consultant from Chicago
*looks like Denny, popped his helicopter cherry, workaholic
Reid~ 30 Realtor from Philly
*been in love 1.5 times,
Kiptyn~ 31 General Contractor from California
*heartbreaker, great chemistry with Jill
Mike~28 Baseball Camp Owner from NY
*good catch guy, in gay scene with Michael
*looking for the mythical unicorn
Tanner P. ~ 30 Financial Analyst from Dallas
*foot fetish guy, loves open toed shoes
Mark~ 26 Pizza guy from Denver
*co-winner of race
Juan~35 General Contractor from California
*brought her wine, most hated man in house, dumps out his shots, gentleman, cheese-ass