Thank you Mama Kat for today's topic.
1.) Write about a time you shoved someone
Once upon a time when I was 24 and newly divorced, I met this guy in a bar. This song played (in my head) when I saw him across the crowded bar and I knew he would be mine!
We started seeing each other and hung out a lot at our favorite bar called The Gambler.
He told me about a long distance girlfriend named Melissa and that he'd been trying to break up with her for a year but she wouldn't have it.
And then he told me that he broke up with her and he was free to be with me.
Fast forward a few weeks and I'm drinking an ice cold Coors Light at The Gambler when this giant goth looking girl walks up to me and asks if I'm Connie. I'm thinking she wants to know where I got my beautiful blonde hair permed but no....
I say yes and she shoves me. I shove her back and in a flash OUR boyfriend is between us and he and a couple security guards drag her stupid ass out of the bar. As she's exiting the building I hear her yell...
I knew you'd find a petite girl!
Me? Petite? I'm freakin 5'8" and not very thin!
And then I couldn't be mad at her and felt bad for having her banned from the bar because she thought I was petite.
I miss Melissa.