I've had the same profile picture on blogger and twitter for over two years.
I think it's time for a new picture.....don't you?
What do you think of this one?
I took this today....after I colored my own hair with hair color that rhymes with Chevron that I will never buy again because I smell like an old woman. I was going to disguise the smell with some of iKeith's cologne but I was afraid it would smell like I was having an affair with an old man.
The time to pick up Alex from school was fast approaching and I complained to twitter.
Kate suggested that I wear a hat doused in Febreeze. But I was having a really good hair day.
Jessica Bern thought that I should go to school pick up with dog crap on my shoe so as to distract from my smelly hair. She suggested this would make me seem *normal*. I suggested that me walking around look for dog crap to step in would make me very UN-normal.
No one noticed my smelly head and instead...someone complimented my finger nails.
Why can't I take a compliment? Why can't I just say THANK YOU....instead of, oh yeah thanks...they break all the time and are all different lengths.
There is no where to go from there!