The other day, Keith was late coming home from work and made the comment to a coworker (hi Dave) that I was going to hate him for being late. Dave told iKeith that I already hate him....and that he reads my blog and twitter so he knows this to be true.
And then he told iKeith that he has a rough life.
I've thought about this for a few days, did he mean...Man, your wife is a crazy bitch and you have a ROUGH life. Or did he mean...You have the best freakin wife, you have rough life.
I choose to think the later. In fact, I know for a fact that I'm the best thing that ever happened to Keith. And I am NEVER wrong.
Now...I admit that I do a few little things that drive iKeith crazy. Here is a list of those things:
1. Criticize his driving. In my defense...he drives like an old man.
2. Leave dishes in the sink. I like to soak things...
3. Leave magazines on the couch. The coffee table is full of toys.
5. Talk about having another baby. He thinks he's too old.
6. When I'm always right.