Monday, February 23, 2009

Are You Annoyingly Happy?

List of symptoms treated by Despondex:
  • Personalizing License Plates
  • Talking to people in line at the Grocery Store
  • Participating in community theater
  • Planning Christmas for 6 months or more
  • Squealing loudly when a friend calls
  • Use of the phrases AWESOME and COOL BEANS
  • Excessive hugging
  • Watching Romantic Comedies
  • Organizing Mommy and Me play dates
  • Doing Meme's on your blog
  • Tweeting every little thought that pops into your head
  • Wearing the color Pink
Despondex....could be right for you!

Despondex is not recommended for patients that are hypersensitive to caffeine. It should not be taken by anyone who is allergic to the inactive ingredients, which include high fructose corn syrup, glucose, sugar, fructose, titanium dioxide, vodka and animal tranquilizer. Caution should also be used in those with a seizure disorder. Despondex is not approved for use in children or adolescents.

Common side effects include:
  • Nausea
  • Headache
  • Apathy
  • Nightmares
  • Constipation
  • Ongoing Irritable Bowel Syndrome
  • Dizziness
  • Fatigue
  • Insomnia
  • Vertigo
  • Dry mouth
  • Sexual dysfunction
  • Sweating
  • Vivid/Abnormal dreams
  • Impulsive Actions
  • Increased Appetite
  • Electric shock-like sensations also called "Brain zaps"
  • Increased anxiety at the start of treatment
  • Memory Loss
  • Restless Legs Syndrome
Ask your doctor if Despondex is right for you!


  1. Oh... it's right for me.

    PS: I was thinking of you too this morning. Maybe we're lonely and we both need Despondex.

  2. Connie - that is hilarious!!! beans??? I'm going to start saying that just because it's so weird!

    I hope you are having a good day. How are things???


  3. Ha! This made me laugh out loud. Hilarious. I have to say it made me think of a few people I know... :-)

  4. hehe, I am guessing that shouldn't be taken with coffee!

    too funny!

  5. Hilarious. "cool beans" made me laugh out loud!

  6. I used to say 'cool beans' all the time. Gulp. Now I say, 'awesome possum' a lot. I think I may be an ideal candidate?!

  7. That was a riot! I am thinking that I suffer from 60% of the symptoms....I think I will stick wiht the natural remedies :)

  8. No way! I think my life is awesome and too cool beans for any medication:)

  9. I can think of a few people to give this to....just for the brain zaps.

    Cool beans!

  10. annoyingly happy are two words that will NEVER be used to describe me

  11. That is a riot! Cool Beans! I am so glad I found your Blog! :)

  12. Oh no I say awesome and cool beans all the time! I also say "Nugget!" when something is cool. Funny funny!!!!


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