Wednesday, January 14, 2009

The Old Husband Quiz

Q. What can Calvin do while I am going through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If he is handy with tools, he can finish the basement. When he is done he will have a place to live.

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?

A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt!!

Q: Why should Calvin use use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for Calvin to have problems with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: Where should Calvin look for his eye glasses?

A: On his forehead.

Q: What is the most common remark made by Calvin when he enters an antique store?

A: 'Gosh, I remember these.

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This really cracked me up because as my husband gets older, he is having issues with memory. He claims it isn't memory but that he has no concept of time. His theory was dispelled just this morning when he looked all over the house for his wedding ring and then I found it under his toothpaste tube.

I'm convinced that he married me so that he would have a caretaker in his old age.....


6 comments:

  1. These are hysterical. I love the menopause one. Wonder why?

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  2. You are so funny Connie! Thanks for the laugh - I needed it today.

    Jen

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  3. Connie that is so funny! Men!

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  4. Very, very funny! I think Chris doesn't hear MY voice. Pisses me off.

    You're a good wife.

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  5. Hilarious ~ ! That menopause one could be used for expecting women as well. Have a wonderful Wednesday!

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  6. Poor Calvin. I'm assuming that he has a good sense of humor!

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