We were out running errands this morning when Calvin said Let's go look at the new Muranos. I said no, I didn't want to see one if I can't have one. He had previously told me that I couldn't have a new Murano until 2011. Since I am just a housewife and mother to his heir, I decided to put my desire for a new car aside and withhold all sex with Calvin until 2011. Just kidding!! But I do make him work for it.
I told him taking me to see a new Murano is like taking an alcoholic to a bar, my Dad to a strip club or Kirstie Alley to a buffet. I don't want to see what I can't have.
I asked him if he changed his mind about getting me a new Murano and he said he saw in my eyes how much I wanted one.
I said, well, you can either let me have another baby.
Or you can get me a new 2009 Murano.
I asked him which would be cheaper. He said the baby.
Then I opened my big mouth without thinking and I said....long term? Or initial investment?
He decided they are both too expensive.
Now I don't think I am getting either one!