Sunday, June 29, 2008

The Caffeine Test

I love coffee and soda pop. It helps get me through my day so that I don't have to resort to drugs. Some even say coffee helps with the performance of tasks that require constant attention. Even at normal times when alertness may be hindered, such as after lunch or when your kid wakes up at 5am ready to start his day.

There are two little people that require my constant attention and without coffee and Mountain Dew, I might just lose my mind.

Oh, and I'm pretty sure that my BFF, Kate is a coffeeaholic. She just has to be.

My new favorite drink is the Sonic Java Chillers. I tried the Hazelnut one yesterday but they also have carmel and mocha. Yummy!!!

EDITED: I just had the Carmel Java Chiller and it is THE BEST!

Take this quiz and see if you are getting enough caffeine!

The Caffeine Click Test - How Caffeinated Are You?
Created by OnePlusYou

By the way, I have been on the coffee diet for 2 years now and it isn't working for me! This diet makes me crave donuts!



You know you are addicted to coffee when....


You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.

You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

You've worn out your third pair of Old Navy Flip Flops this week.

You sleep with your eyes open.

You need a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

You're so jittery that you can use your hands to blend your margaritas.

You can type seventy words per minute with your feet.

You don't sweat, you percolate.

You forget to unwrap Poptarts before eating them.

People get dizzy just watching you.

Instant coffee takes too long.

You can outlast the Energizer bunny.

Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.

You help your dog chase its tail.

Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

You can't drive 55!

5 comments:

  1. I'm a vibrating crackhead!

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  2. Bobbi...I didn't know you had a vibrator! LOL!

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  3. I tried the Carmel Java Chiller today and all I can say is YUM!!!
    The horses must have liked it too and didn't want me to finish it because one of them knocked it over! I only got to have half of it! Waaaaa! :(

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  4. omg this is so funny..I love this!! hahahah

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