We were sitting in the drive thru at McDonald's after an eventful trip to story time at the library* when Alex told me that Daddy said I can't drink wine anymore. (for the record, he denies telling them this.)
I informed him that I can drink as much wine as I
Jesus has been a big topic lately since I threw that out there during the Easter Egg Hunt and then made them watch a Veggie Tales Movie about Easter. It occurred to me that they don't know about Jesus....because we don't go to church.
On the way home....questions about Jesus, Heaven and Heck all came up. I tried to explain it as best I could but now the kids are afraid of dying and definitely don't want to go to Heck because there isn't a McDonald's there.
That was NOT a lie. I'm sure that Satan hasn't built one.
I think it's time for us to find a church...if nothing else, for the hour of free babysitting.
Story time. The kids have a bad habit of shouting stuff out to the librarian while she's reading a book to them. This week I encouraged them to wait until she was finished to add comments. I also encouraged them to raise their hands.
Mallory hung back instead of being right in front of the teacher like she normal is. I don't think she knew what to do with this information.
After the counting book about hammers, Alex informed the librarian that his Daddy has a lot of hammers and that his name is Keith. She was very impressed.
Next there was a song about pancakes, fruit, waffles and whipped cream! Alex excitedly told her that his Daddy lets him have as much whipped cream in his coffee as he wants! She looked alarmed.
While all of this was going on....Mallory was mad because Alex kept getting in front of her in the back row and she couldn't see the book. She would look at me and YELL that she was mad. All of the mother's were laughing
She was also having issues because there was a BABY in the library. She doesn't like babies because they have big butts and they cry a lot.
|Baby...I don't see no stinkin Baby!|
**Since I wrote this....Mallory has changed her mind about babies because she saw someone on TV pushing one on a swing and she would now like a baby to push on a swing. She also announced to everyone at the park yesterday that I'm going to poop out a baby for her to push on a swing.**
P.S. I have some new readers from Brigham Young University! Welcome!