I learned that bonding with a child doesn't cost anything but time.
I learned that I'm stronger than I think I am and I'll do anything to protect my children.
I learned that iKeith voted for Ross Perot and his Dad had a giant sign in his yard which resulted in him being on the news because it was against the law to have a political sign that tall.
I learned that iKeith ate a fortune cookie whole and then couldn't figure out why it was so chewy. He's been stressed out....
I learned that my kitchen is big enough to make some delicious food...I'd venture to call it cozy.
I learned that I'm lucky to be in love with my best friend.
I learned that every 29 days I need a 5150.
I learned that Don (of Don/Dawn*) likes to sit on the stairs outside my apartment...smoking and reading a book. He also likes to drink Miller Lite and make his dog howl. He howls and then his dog howls. Don...I hope it gives you hell.
I learned that if I eat too many carbs...I get insomnia. I'm turning into an old woman.
I learned that I can't run in the cold and that yoga makes me happy.
I learned that *my people* take their kids to the new Discovery Park in Wheat Ridge. You know...my people....Mom's that bring McDonalds for their kids' lunch.
I learned that I forgot to watch The Event this week and I didn't miss it. Sorry Jason Ritter.
I learned that if I try to win friends and influence people by baking amazing muffins that the universe will try to screw me and will have iKeith's bosses wife send in muffins to the office too and then my awesome muffins will make her look bad and I'll be challenged to a re-match even though my muffins where clearly better.
*You remember Don/Dawn...my downstairs neighbors.