Tuesday, October 5, 2010

The Last Days of Raggedy Ann

Once upon a time in land not so far away in the village of Edelweiss...there lived a prince and princess that loved all of their toys. 

It came to pass that their selfish uncle who was third in line to the throne would give them a gift and this gift was cherished by the queen (the mommy) because the selfish uncle never gave gifts.

That is how Raggedy Ann and Andy came to live in Edelweiss. 

Raggedy Ann and Andy lived a boring existence at the bottom of the stuffed animal pile until one day when the prince and princess became curious and removed their clothing.


The queen could not tell the non-anatomically correct dolls apart so she took it upon herself to correct the situation and give Ann a boob job.

Which One of These is Not Like the Other?
Ann spent several days as a buxom red head, enjoying a renewed love affair with Andy and the attention of the prince who recently decided he's a boob man.

And then the unthinkable happened!  The queen's father arrived for a visit with his vicious Jack Russell Terrier.  The queen has a policy that whenever someone comes to visit they are forced to babysit so she'd left the dog and Grandpa with the prince and princess.

She returned from the store to find that Raggedy Ann had been murdered and her stuffing, head and arms where strewn about the castle. 

Raggedy Andy is distraught and plotting his revenge agains the villainous Jack Russell named Scooter and the queen banished him from the kingdom because he also pooped in her chambers.

18 comments:

  1. Hilarious! Yet sad...I have a Raggedy Ann and Andy that was mine as a kid that I gave to my oldest girl. They are different sizes though so no need for boob jobs on ours

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  2. Oh that is terrible but hilarious but terrible!

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  3. Oh dear. That's exactly what my dogs do to stuffed animals. They have a particular aversion to the eyes. That's always the first part to go.

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  4. LOL, so funny! I remember having Raggedy Ann and Andy dolls and had it not been for the clothing I wouldn't have been able to tell the difference between the two either.

    Kade'
    (flipper tribe)

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  5. LOL!! I don't have a dog...but I have to keep all my precious dolls out of the way from my cat! She loves "hunting" them! ;-)
    Shinjini
    Flipper Tribe

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  6. Fucking Scooter! I can't believe he killed Raggedy Ann!

    It is rather funny though....

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  7. That was rather sad. Quite funny, but rather sad.

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  8. Oh no!! Poor Raggedy Ann, and she was still paying for those boobs!! :)

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  9. That is so funny. Poor Ann. I hope the Prince isn't too upset about her demise.

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  10. Were you drinking and playing with dolls again? What did I tell you about that. ;) I heart you.

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  11. I love how you changed the names to protect the innocent... lol!

    Poor Ann. I heard from Scooter that after the boob job, she went down a bad path... the bitch had it coming... ; )

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  12. Aww...poor little annie.....

    ~Becca

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  13. My dogs always sodomize the dolls first. It's really weird.

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  14. Poor Raggedy Anne! Bad doggy.

    I'm sad, but I'm still LOLing over the drawn on boobies.

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  15. Noooooo! Not Ann!!! Why these sad stories, Connie? Why?

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