About a month ago, I watched one of the Harry Potter movies....I think it was the fourth one and it had that scary smooshy faced guy who you aren't supposed to talk about in it.
I commented to my husband that he looked like our friend John. Except John has a nose.
And then I told John's wife and then I thought the better of it and told her to please not tell John.
Over the weekend, we were all gathered together at a friends house for dinner. Debbie had gone to the restroom and John says to me, 'so you think I'm ugly huh?' I denied thinking this with much head shaking. Then he said, 'you think I look like Voldermort.'
I then had to try to explain myself and reveal that I secretly have a thing for bald guys....but he wasn't having it.
Debbie came back in the midst of the chaos and I told her what happened. And this is when she yelled at him in front of everyone that he wasn't supposed to tell me that she had told him that I thought he looked like the scary smooshy faced guy. I guess I know who I won't be telling my deepest darkest secrets too.
And I will think twice before telling ANYONE that they look like The Dark Lord.
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Have you ever caught your husband looking at someone's boobs? I have really never caught iKeith looking at another woman or he's super good at concealing it.
I snapped this picture at the same party and I captioned it.....Are you sure you don't want to hear about all of the apps I've made for the iPhone?
Someone on facebook noticed that it looks like iKeith isn't really looking into her eyes while he's talking to her. I didn't even notice!
