Monday, October 7, 2013

Working From Home

Keith and I were joking about all of the reasons that people come up with to work from home.  Everything from being sick to their dog is sick waiting for the cable guy.  I decided to come up with a list for the over 50 crowd.  These are all acceptable reasons to work from home.

#WFH Excuses if you're over 50 years old

  • I forgot to take my pills
  • I have the sh*ts
  • I have a hemorrhoid
  • I have a doctor's appointment
  • I can't remember where I work
  • I've fallen and I can't get up
  • I have a woody and my wife is home
  • It's snowing
  • It's not snowing
  • I can't remember where I put my car keys
  • I accidentally took viagra instead of blood pressure pills
  • I'm working on a puzzle
  • I have to drive my wife to her mammogram
  • I think Publisher's Clearing House is going to stop by

Disclaimer: It is not my intention to enrage the elderly community. I think Obama is doing a great job of that all by himself. I'm also not poking fun at my husband, he helped me make this list.


  1. Hahaha. Great list. Sidenote: I read #WFH as #WTF by accident. :)

    1. I often make this same mistake. They basically mean the same thing. :)

  2. LOL!! Is it sad that at 30 I can identify with some of these??

  3. Lol! I want to do a puzzle now. And yea Obama is totally taking care of it

  4. My friend's mom use to dress up and clean the house every time the Publisher's Clearing House folks were due....She never did win but had a very clean house :)

  5. I forgot where I put my car keys is my favorite.


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