I'm at a pay phone tryin' to call home, all of my change I spent on you. Where have the times gone, Bobbi it's all wrong, where are the plans we made for two?
My sister came to visit for four days. We had a great time together and the kids were so excited that they thought they were going to the airport with me to pick her up. Yeah right.
I spent 20 minutes circling the Denver International Airport (which is NOT in Denver, by the by) at 7am because of this sign.
There is no waiting, or stopping. Even if the person you are picking up is moments away from coming through the door. You must circle.
Our first stop was Winchell's Donuts and Starbucks and that's when we saw one of these.
Later we went swimming. And a young boy was enthralled with Aunt Bobbi and her assets.
We went to Target because that's our favorite thing to do together and we got stuck in this chair. Target now owns a hilarious video of us trying to refold the chair. I hope it never makes it onto You Tube.
Aunt Bobbi watched the kids and iKeith and I had a date night downtown. We had a lovely time and we established that I'm not fun anymore. I think I'm just a nice Republican girl that won't do certain things.
Me and Bobbi went to see Magic Mike while iKeith took the kids to see Brave. I can tell you that we liked our movie very much and we were tickled to see every male employee standing at the door to see everyone leave the theater. I think they were looking for single girls in need of love.
I immediately wanted to go to an Army Supply Store and purchase some camo pants, a white tank top, black boots and hat for iKeith. I told him not to be shocked if his pants suddenly have velcro closures on the side and the cheeks of his underwear go missing.
Instead. We went out for cocktails.
And then iKeith took us on an ill fated trip to Target where Bobbi and I did our best Rachel Zoe impressions. He will not do that again.
Someone was very sad to wake up to find Aunt Bobbi gone.
Come Back Aunt Bobbi.
Move to Denver.
We have pay phones.