Wednesday, May 23, 2012

More Burning Questions

People...are weird.

I love looking at my keyword activity in StatCounter to see what has brought people to my blog.  They have a burning question and unfortunately, they don't find the answer so as a public service, I like to try to address them.

funny squirrels with guns

This one was an image search and I can't imagine why anyone would desire to see those little rodents armed.  If the squirrels that terrorize me found a weapons cache, I'd move back to Utah.

what do non-mormons need in utah

A sense of humor and a big wine closet.

WEDGIE BIG PANTIES

Sorry pal.  I can't help you with this one.

what do you need in the kitchen

You need a good set of pans, a good set of knives, a cutting board, a coffee maker, a mixer and lots of cookie sheets.

can I date my brother in law

I only recommend dating your brother in law if you are still married to his brother.  Just last weekend, I shared my brother in law with my best friend.  We went on a double date and her husband was fine with it.  It also helps if your brother in law is gay.

how to organize legos

I just gave up on this.  I finally went to Target and bought the largest container with a lid that I could find and threw them all in.  Done.

is emily maynard a natural blonde

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say no.

squril pants

What?



15 comments:

  1. "A sense of humor and a big wine closet" chick you crack me up! what the bump is squril? if they were shooting for squirrel I feel sorry for America.

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  2. Maybe there are squirrel pants on Etsy....I'm too scared to check. ;)

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  3. I LOVE when you address these questions. Inquiring minds NEED to know, Connie. Besides, you make me laugh so hard I'm thrown into coughing fits. In a good way.

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  4. Yes, yes, yes.

    People are weird. Odd. Strange. Peculiar.

    Me included.

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  5. Your searches are so much more tame than mine.

    And I would KILL to see a squirrel in pants brandishing a gun!

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  6. That is funny, I wonder if I can see that? I don't know that I've looked

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  7. Gah - this is funny!!!!! I love your response to what non-mormons need in Utah! :o)

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  8. HILARIOUS!!!
    Know what my biggest draw is? Man boobs. Say what?

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  9. lol..i love the fact you can date your brother in law but for the record I don not and would not date any of mine gay or not.

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  10. opposed to the un-funny squirrels with gun. Those are the dangerous kind. heeeee.

    "spandex" and "lazy exercise" continue to be popular keywords in my own blog. totally normal.

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  11. I love that you "date" your brother in law.

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  12. How many times have you blogged about squirrels? And yes- it is so funny to see why people end up on your blog. My number one inquiry still is 32 weeks pregnant-- but well that one isn't too funny or surprising is that is how far along I was when Ryder was born.

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  13. "squril pants"--maybe the squirrel with the gun needs some pants for his holster?

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  14. My number one is pants on the ground because I had to go and share a pic of my son who had pantsed HIMSELF on our driveway!!! Yep. The next one after that would be broken noses--again my son--who broke his nose when he was a baby. I have lots of stories from this kid. He is only 6.

    Yes, people are def WEIRD!!! hahaha.

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