Monday, March 19, 2012

Bro From Now On

It's been Applepalooza at our house this weekend!

Keith stood in line at the Apple store for the new iPad HD on Friday (it's really cool) and then he upgraded my phone to a 4s on Sunday.  

In-between....we had a rip-roaring party for Mallory!  More about that tomorrow.

I was really excited to ask Siri a couple questions and she didn't know the answers so she kept asking me if I wanted her to surf the web for me.  If you don't have Siri then you should know that when she doesn't know the answer to something she uses this questioning tone in hopes that you won't get mad (and sue her) for not knowing. 

It's the same tone that someone in a naughty massage parlor would use.

You want happy ending?

Do you want me to surf the web?

Oh Siri....I can't quit you.

A few weeks ago, I was playing with my friend Heather's iPhone and after a couple glasses of wine....I told her Siri to call her Sexy Mama.  

A few days later.....she was at work and her boss told her to text someone and she did.  And then Siri said, 'I sent the message Sexy Mama'.  Her boss and the other 50 guys she works with got a big kick out of it! Oops. 

I told Siri to call me Bro.  Except that I said, 'Siri, call me Bro from now on.'

I wasn't having any luck with my questions so I decided to see if she knew any knock-knock jokes.  

She doesn't.


  1. I read applealooza all different... I thought, "I didn't know she was into horses?"


    I'm blonde!

  2. Hey bro from now on, call me chesty from now on... Lol!

  3. I played with my Mom's Siri all weekend - she is a riot!


  4. Congrats on all your new Apple products! Siri is pretty fun. I don't use her much anymore because I haven't found her particularly helpful, but she is fun to mess around with! :o)

  5. I feel like I'm not working Siri to her full potential. I need to up my game.

  6. To be honest, I am kind of scared of Siri. I don't think she 'would get me'.

  7. Oh, this is gooood. And Siri is on my list of future things to blog about.

    She can't understand me.

    At all.

    My twang is too thick for her. I scream at her after 2 tries and she all but tells me to back off.

    As soon as I can invent a redneck version of Siri, I'll be able to retire.


  8. Oh bro, that is too funny! I love technology!

  9. I KNEW Siri wouldn't be able to understand me (referencing Carrie's comment).

    I'm hoping the iphone 5 won't have Siri, but I'm sure it will because she has been such a hit. Can you turn her off?

  10. I love me some siri! that bitch cracks me up.


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