Romy and Michelle go to SITScation 09

 I have good news...and I have bad news.  Which one do you want first?  The bad news.  Okay..I am not going to be vlogging from the 12th floor of the Venetian anymore because...I'm home.  And I'm freakin tired and I really have soooo much to say and some pictures but little to no video because I got so caught up in the moment that I forgot to use my camera.

I'm still trying to organize my thoughts because I want to share with you what I learned and I want to make sense and Alex just woke up.  So the Good News is that I'm going to start by finishing my stories from Friday.

The Goat:
I met and had the privilege of sitting next to NANNY GOATS IN PANTIES.  She is fabulous! She brought  Lacy (her cross-dressing nanny goat trapped in a Billy Goat's body) and I may have accidentally put my special purpose gift from eden's fantasys in Lacy's panties.  And that was before I even had my first drink.  *hopefully...picture to come*

The Old People:
After the keynote speech, Bobbi and I went to grab some dinner.  We went to the Grand Lux Cafe and ended up sitting right next to some really loud older folks from New York....a guy and three ladies.  They started talking to us and like I always do...I wanted to shock them.  So I told them we were polygamists from Utah and Bobbi was my sister-wife.  Then Bobbi told them that we thought they were polygamists since there were three of them with one guy.  They didn't talk to us anymore after that.....

Time After Time:
When me and The Bobinator get together...we are very much like Romy and Michelle.  (I'm the Mary) and so when this certain song came on during the SITScation party,  we did a special dance.  But people didn't seem to know what we were doing and we looked kind of silly but if you know me...I didn't care.  It was fun!!



The Caramel Apple:
Right by the elevators to go to our suite...there was a candy store and they had all of these caramel apples.  As I was walking back to our room from the party, in my bare feet (i'm classy like that), I hatched a plan to sit in the bathtub in our beautiful marble bathroom...watching TV and eating a caramel apple.  I bought one and about crapped my pants because it cost $9 and I later discovered it had the thinnest layer of caramel on it.  Total Rip Off!

I have so much more to tell you but I'm going to end by giving a shout out to all of the gals that made this weekend so amazing for me.

Bobbi in LaLa Land...Thank for coming with me!
Alicia from It Ain't Easy Being Cheesy...you are so fun and sweet! Love you!
Kristi from Orange Juice...loved meeting you and our dinner conversation!
Lara from Chicken Nuggets of Wisdom...you are a bundle of engergy! Love meeting you and your hubby!
Kerri from Damn You, Little Rock...I could sit and talk to you all day!
Amy from The Bee Dot you are adorable and I love your accent!
Jen from Buried with Children...our mutual love of coffee bonded us!
Summer from Le Musings of Moi...I love your style and you are beyond beautiful!
Kathy/Cynthia from Mama's Losin It..I felt like a groupie...you are an inspiration to me!
Alli Worthington...the queen of blogging.  I loved meeting you and I almost cried when you remembered my name.
Sera from Laughing Through The Chaos...so happy we got to chat and have dinner.
Tiffany and Heather...The SITS Girls! Thanks so much for everything!  It was amazing!

Sera, Kristi, Bobbi, Alicia, THE ROCK, Margarita, Me

Where is THE ROCK's hand?

**EDITED**
This post has been edited because I totally forgot ONE very important person that was so much fun to meet and I loved getting to know her before the conference on twitter. Lara! I love you!