Meghan composed an original song on the way there. It went like this.
Going to. The Target Grand Opening!!
Going to. The Target Grand Opening!!
Erick can't go to. The Target Grand Opening!!
I didn't meant it.
We're all going to. The Target Grand Opening!!
We got some Starbucks and then walked around enjoying the fancy, shiny new store! I went to check out the restrooms and someone decided to ruin my brand new fancy Target experience by ridding it of its NEW TARGET SMELL. Please tell me you know what I'm referring to and I'm not going to have to spell it out for you.
In other news...why can't people poop at home.
Check out the super fancy Target escalator. And that guy in the hoodie that is giving me dirty looks.
The bottom layer contains the parking garage and the top level is the Target. There are all of these CARPOOL spaces and I made iKeith park in one of them because, DUH we had the kids with us. He thought we shouldn't park there. So...what do you think? Are these spots for people that are carpooling to work? Or are they for people like me that think more than 1 person in a car is a carpool? How many people do you know that carpool to Target?
Gosh, I hope no one took pictures of our GIANT SUV parked in the carpool spot....










