Ten Ways iKeith and I are Different

We're headed home from our vacation today and I'm anxious to get back, sleep in my own bed and eat some healthy food. I'm been sick for the last 5 days but Keith's been pumping me full of pills like I'm Anna Nichole Smith!

I've decided to copy The Pioneer Woman's post today because there are many ways that me and iKeith are different. Let me count the ways.

1.) He snores.

     I talk in my sleep.

2.) He likes to fly by the seat of his pants.

     I like to plan every last detail.

3.). He doesn't think I'm very funny.

      I think I'm hilarious.

4.). He likes movies with violence.

      I like movies that make me laugh.

5.). He likes danger.

      I like playing it safe.

6.). He likes bringing the entire contents of our bathroom on vacation.

      I like packing light.

7.). He likes putting things where he can see them.

      I like everything to have a place, preferably in a drawer or box.

8.). He likes white chocolate.

      I like milk chocolate.

9.). He likes being a few minutes late.

      I'm always 10 minutes early.

 10.) He likes the window seat.

        I like the aisle seat. ( it's closer to the bathroom)

Please pray for our safe trip home today. There were tornadoes in Colorado and at DIA yesterday. And please don't tell the papperazzi that I'll be at LAX at 3:05pm today.