Monday, May 20, 2013

I'm Feeling 42

Hi friends.

 You're probably wondering what happened to me.

 PTA is kicking my ass! So much to do and only 7 more days to do it. I'll be back, I promise.

 Just a friendly reminder that The Bachelorette starts NEXT Monday. I'll be watching and recapping.

 In the meantime, I leave you with a little entertainment. I was watching The Billboard awards last night and I heard Taylor sing this and I immediately changed the words to fit whats happening in my life right now.

 My Ode to Peri-menopause! Sing it with me...I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 42!


 


It feels like a perfect night to dress up like spinsters
And make fun of our menses, uh uh uh uh
It feels like a perfect night for ZzzQuil at midnight
To fall in love with Midol uh uh uh uh
Yeaaaah
We're happy free confused and horny at the same time
It's miserable and magical oh yeah
Tonight's the night when we forget about the hormones, it's time uh uh

I don't know about you but im feeling 42
Everything will be alright, if you do what I tell you to
You don't know about me but I bet you used to
Everything will be alright if we just keep acting like we're 42, 42

It seems like one of those nights
This bra is too crowded, too many L.B.'s.
It seems like one of those nights
We wake up at 3am  and end up screaming instead of sleeping
Yeaaaah
We're happy free confused and horny in the best way
It's miserable and magical oh yeah
Tonight's the night when we forget about migraines, it's time uh uh

I don't know about you but im feeling 42
Everything will be alright, if you do what I tell you to
You don't know about me but I bet you used to
Everything will be alright if we just keep acting like we're 42, 42

I don't know about you, 42, 42

It feels like one of those nights
We ditch the whole sheet
It feels like one of those nights
We won't be sleeping
It feels like one of those nights
You're having hot flashes, I gotta cool you


11 comments:

  1. Hilarious!! And, you don't look 42 if that counts for anything ;)

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  2. A mother. A wife. A PTA queen. A hilarious FB'er. And now a songwriter??

    How do you do it all, girl?? And look so young doing it??

    =)

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  3. dying! sent this to my mom I laughed so hard.

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  4. Hehehe! Can you write one for me? I'm 32. And I don't get any sleep, I suffer adult acne, and run around like a lunatic chasing after littles all day :)

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  5. I will never hear that song the same again.....

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  6. I'm with Stacie! I will forever think of you when I hear this song! :o)

    This bra is too crowded?! I'm dying because I'm not sure if that's a typo or you actually meant it that way. LOL!

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    1. Those babies swell on ya and make it awfully crowded. You'll find out....someday!

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  7. Yes you ruined the song for me ;)

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  8. I'm dying. This is a total improvement on the song. AND SO FREAKING TRUE!

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I love you. You are my best friend! Your hair looks fantastic today!