12 years ago....I was married to an idiot. He had major problems and the least of these was that he could not take care of a vehicle. He had recently drove his pick up into the ground...no pun intended and I bought a new to me 1990 Ford Escort. I then handed my pick up down to him. But I had rules.
It's really no wonder that our marriage didn't work out because I was clearly a bitch with control issues. Was.
I said WAS!
Those are all great rules. I have only a couple rules:
ReplyDelete#1 - Do not mess with the radio! I hate getting in and discovering my husband has switched it to something I hate. If you must defile the radio, at least put it back on my stations so I never know about it.
#2 - Do not adjust my seat! Gah!
Unfortunately, I am the only one who cares about these rules.
Ummm...yeah, I'm thinking you have more than just control issues.....but it made me laugh! That's just awesome!
ReplyDeleteHey, it's your truck so it's your rules. I get that. I'm just going to throw this out there and guess that he didn't.
ReplyDeleteIs that real? Like you really gave him that list? I dunno...what's controlling about that?
ReplyDeleteHm. Maybe I have a problem?
This made me laugh.... WAS. ;)
ReplyDeleteI'm with Deb :) And for Pete's sake, if you turn the radio UP, turn it back DOWN when you're done! That said - I always move Matt's seat when I need to drive his truck - but then, that's because I can't drive half-reclined like he does :)
ReplyDeleteThis is the actual piece of paper I gave him. It was sent to me by a family member who shall remain nameless because of the cease and desist order.
ReplyDeleteI love this!!! I would so not be able to follow these rules. Check the fluids? no trash? Good thing my forester is not yours ;)
ReplyDeleteI believe you wrote the note, because it was very funny. And I believe the guy needed the note. What surprises me is that a family member saved it.
ReplyDeleteHoly crap! These are a hoot!
ReplyDeleteI'm totally laughing over 6, 7, & 8!
I love this. It reminds me of a waiver I made my ex-husband sign before he was my future ex-husband...
ReplyDeleteHaha this is so funny, I think I should have one of these printed and installed in my car!
ReplyDeleteThose are such obvious rules I am surprised you had to write them down! :)
ReplyDeleteOK, I thought it was funny when you "said" you gave him rules. Now I think it is HYSTERICAL that you actually GAVE him a piece of paper with rules (and drawings) on it.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE YOU CONNIE!!!