Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Peeping Toms with Cameras

Ever so often...I get a notice on my door from the apartment management. They never apply to me...they are often directed at the people who let their young children wander the complex unattended, people who steal took home the life vests from the pool, people who junk up their patios and people who leave their stuff all over the place.

This notice made me laugh! Not only because once again...it's in all caps and missing some puncuation. But because I'm picturing my neighbors hiding behind trees while photographing dogs pooping.

What I don't understand is how this is a warning for everyone.  Unless it's a warning that my neighbors might be photographing me without my permission. In that case, please excuse me while I shut my blinds.

14 comments:

  1. There is punctuation, they used exclamations points. ;)

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  2. Poop patrol. You should find out if it pays.

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  3. Normally...these notices have NO punctuation. She's improving.

    I love how she's driving the point home with THREE exclamation points!!!

    Poop patrol doesn't pay enough...I'm sure.

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  4. LOL! That is hilarious! iPhone Poop Patrol.....is there an app for that?

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  5. I was thinking the same thing that Barb already said.....

    The place where you live cracks me up!

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  6. You could start another blog Connie. Poop Offenders!!! (with 3 exclamation marks of course).

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  7. I love some good old fashioned poop talk!

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  8. 'ADDUNDUM'? hee hee hee
    Pictures of squatting dogs on their camera phones? Lovely.

    Kjo

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  9. I'd like to know if there is a reward for photographing the poop and poop owner.

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  10. It's funny that your first three comments are Jen, Jen and Jennifer.
    :)
    Also, Edelweiss was the name of the first wine I ever drank.

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  11. There should be a reward for collecting evidence! Dog poo is so gross, hope the photographed dog owners are taught a lesson - there should be a picture board where you pin up the evidence!

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  12. HAHA! YOU SHOULD SEE IF YOU COULD GET AN AWARD FOR TURING IN PICTURES OF THE GUILTY.

    How annoying is that to read all-caps!?

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  13. Hahahaha. You have some BORED neighbors. But based on your last post, with hundreds of poops in the common yard, maybe they are just really fed up. LOL

    My last house, in a Houston suburb, somehow got designated as the Tiny Dog Pooping Station. One side strip of my yard looked like it had been spread with gravel, there were so many tiny dog poops.

    I was okay with this until I looked out my window one day & saw two boys wrestling on their way home from school one day - and they rolled around in the dog poop for several minutes. BLECH. They probably went straight home & plopped down on mom's couch.

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