Thursday, June 28, 2012

Crafty Kids

iKeith and I had a rare date night last night.  Aunt Bobbi dropped me off on a street corner downtown and then I met up with my date.  We had drinks and food and more drinks.  We were talking about this one time that I went to rehab in Texas and were trying to remember when that was.  I pulled up my blog to verify the date and found this gem of a blog post.  Please enjoy this blast from the past when my kids were so little.


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Alex's booster seat has a hole in the top of it where a tray is suppose to fit in it, but we have him sit right at the table. He likes to stick things in the hole. Mainly....food he doesn't want to eat and his silverware.

Alex woke early this morning....

He's a lot like his Daddy and likes his sleep so I wondered what had him up so early. He couldn't wait for me to get him dressed and was really losing patience with me wanting to hang up his clean clothes before I removed him from his crib. As soon as I had him dressed he was down the stairs like a shot, not even going to get Mallory from her room.

Mallory and I came downstairs to find Alex munching on a piece of pizza from last nights dinner!!! He was sitting on the couch watching The Today Show enjoying his crusty piece of pizza. I'm guessing he had hidden it last night and couldn't wait to get to it.



I asked Alex where he got the pizza and he went to the kitchen and showed me his booster seat.



I just can't believe that he wanted MORE pizza because he ate almost half of a cheese pizza, part of an orange and a banana last night for dinner.

Just look at my silly little booger!



EDITED:

Hubby told a co-worker about Alex's antics and he suggested that child protective services should look into alleged neglect of a two year old that needs to hide food to stay alive. So I thought I would add a surveillance photo of the two year old victim stealing grapes from the kitchen.


Isn't it amazing the lengths that this child goes to in order to sustain his life?
And he is probably sneakin food to his poor starving little sister.....

12 comments:

  1. Love this! haha! Tooo funny!!

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  2. My God they were so little! And so friggin CUTE.

    Girl, you had me at, "Aunt Bobbi dropped me off on a street corner downtown..."

    Work it, sister. =)

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  3. This is hilarious!!! I love the glimpse into the past! Glad you and Keith got a date night last night!

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  4. I bet you took that booster seat down to see what else he had hidden under there.

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  5. bahahah Maggie did that with a chicken nugget in her crib once. To this day I cannot buy the Tyson Mickey Mouse shaped chicken nuggets- the smell of it was so raunch I can still vividly imagine it! It baffles me that I had to fight her to get it out of her mouth

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  6. So cute! I can't believe how little they are in these pictures...

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  7. look at how little they are!?!?!? This post was so much fun to read :) I hope you enjoyed your date and what is this about you not being fun anymore?

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  8. Poor Alex has no idea the blackmail that awaits him with those pics!

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  9. haha that is too funny but hey he is a growing boy so all day provisions are a necessities to sustain that imagination.

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  10. Awww, that's so cute!!! It's amazing how fast they grow. I don't like it. Not one bit!

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  11. Love it! And hey I am not starving and I like to hide food, espeically snacks and treats that I want to eat all by myself. :)

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