Weapons of Mass Destruction

Hi! It's me Mallory....guest blogging for my Mommy who is sitting in the corner rocking back and forth and chanting 'only five more hours, only five more hours'.

I thought I would share some pics of what Alex and I did today. Mommy wasn't very happy but we had fun.

Mommy was in the bathroom. She said she was taking care of business but I know darn well that woman doesn't work. Anyway, she heard Alex in the kitchen asking for cookies and she yelled out that she would get us one when she was done. We were thrilled because we LOVE cookies.

She came around the corner and let out a horrible noise. It reminded me of some crazy animal on the Discovery Channel. She said, 'what have you done!' and then she grabbed her camera for some crazy reason. That woman takes pictures at the oddness times.

I was trying to tell her with my eyes (because I don't talk yet, YO) that I made a pretty design on the floor with cornstarch when she kicked us both out of the kitchen.

Then she was sweeping and muttering to herself....something about having more kids, privacy and being constipated for the rest of her life.

Mommy said we have new nicknames...Bonnie & Clyde. I love nicknames.

Well, I have to go now...I'm going down for an early nap!

Hugs & Kisses!

Mallory