I think it's time for a new picture.....don't you?
What do you think of this one?
I took this today....after I colored my own hair with hair color that rhymes with Chevron that I will never buy again because I smell like an old woman. I was going to disguise the smell with some of iKeith's cologne but I was afraid it would smell like I was having an affair with an old man.
The time to pick up Alex from school was fast approaching and I complained to twitter.
Kate suggested that I wear a hat doused in Febreeze. But I was having a really good hair day.
Jessica Bern thought that I should go to school pick up with dog crap on my shoe so as to distract from my smelly hair. She suggested this would make me seem *normal*. I suggested that me walking around look for dog crap to step in would make me very UN-normal.
No one noticed my smelly head and instead...someone complimented my finger nails.
Why can't I take a compliment? Why can't I just say THANK YOU....instead of, oh yeah thanks...they break all the time and are all different lengths.
There is no where to go from there!
Oh because we women are flawed and it's too hard for us to just say "thank you!". Love the hair color - sorry it didn't smell as good as it looked! :)
ReplyDeleteI love the new look! You are a MILF!
ReplyDeleteI think it's super cute! and for the life of me what brand was it?!
ReplyDeleteRevlon.
ReplyDeleteif you are gonna color at home i love love love L'oreal, it doesn't turn green or fade...and it doesn't stink!
ReplyDeletelove the bangs, like super love. GREAT new pic!
MILF fo sho hands down!!!!
ReplyDeleteWanna make out with a brace-faced blonde?
Hey IA....bring it on!
ReplyDeleteI love it! Like, really love it! And, I use the old-lady brand too. It is quite stinky, but I love the color.
ReplyDeleteYou look fabulous!
ReplyDeleteYou need to tell us the brand name so that we don't end up smelling like old ladies. Especially since I need to dye mine soon.
I myself probably would've found a bottle of some kind of Herbal Essence hair spray and doused my hair in it - that stuff makes your hair smell like Herbal Essence for days.
I deflect compliments all the time too! We need to stop it, but that profile pic is adorable!
ReplyDeleteLove the picture. And Febreze. And my nails never look good. I think that covers everything...
ReplyDeletePRETTY PRETTY! Why does haircolor have to stink so much? LOL at the old-man affair :)
ReplyDeleteLove it! Your hair is so thick and pretty. I have to hate you just a little bit.
ReplyDeleteWell, I can't smell you through the picture and I think the color looks beautiful!!! I'm sure the smell will wash away. Beautiful picture, I say make the change!!
ReplyDeleteI think you look adorable even if you DO stink. :)
ReplyDeleteSorry I haven't been around lately, life has just been SO... LIFE!
ReplyDeleteBut I adore your hair, the color is beautiful (sorry about the smell) it really brings out your eyes. You chose well.
I think it looks awesome. But then I can't smell it. :)
ReplyDeleteI think it looks awesome. But then I can't smell it. :)
ReplyDeleteYou look Daahling .
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