So Here's What You Missed....

Last weekend....I had lunch with some Colorado bloggers at a restaurant that I'd been wanting to try ever since I moved back to Denver.  It did not disappoint!  I also had so much fun and the time just flew by.

I took this picture right after I told them a story about my boy Alex.  It went like this.....

Alex came out of his room the other day without his clothes and asked me if I wanted to see his password.  I told him I'm password protected.  I then texted iKeith to tell him what his child was up to and I told him this gives a whole new meaning to...please enter your password. 

I love this group of ladies!  Thanks for inviting me to join the group Denise.

I'm too sexy for cupcakes...I like pie.

I went to Whole Foods with my best girl on Sunday and we ate the most amazing Raspberry Danish that I've ever had.  It was so good....that I can't stop thinking about it.  I tweeted/gowallaed about it and forgot that iKeith follows me on Gowalla and I that I informed him that I cheated on my diet.  Opps.

While at Whole Foods....I uncovered a conspiracy. 

They are trying to force people to buy the re-usable bags for their produce by not re-filling the plastic bags.

I also bought something healthy....that made me gag, but my daughter loved it.  She wants me to buy more....but it's $2 bucks a pop. 

My kids met the Easter Bunny at the mall.  Mallory ran to him like he was her long lost friend.  She was so happy.  Hours later at dinner....she informed us that she'd thought about it and that he was NOT the real Easter Bunny.  He was wearing a costume like the fake Chunky Cheese guy.  How long til she doesn't believe in Santa anymore? 

I was at Target a few days ago and I needed to buy some new soap for iKeith.  Because I buy every single product that is advertised on TV,  (I'm looking at you Wholly Guacamole) I looked at the Old Spice products and discovered that they are marketing a line of body wash to the LGBT community.

Just a note here....if you're having sexy time with your main man and you're trying to be funny and say....Please Enter Your Password.  Do Not follow that up with...I'm sorry, your password is not long enough.

Totally kills the mood.