It was a very busy day....but I'm posting just under the wire. I have some video from our day and I'll probably just add the funny parts to Friday's vlog....cuz I ran out of time so I'm just going to share some pictures with you.
We got up early this morning and went to get donuts. YUM!
Then we went to The Gateway in Salt Lake City. Me, Bobbi and Mallory did some serious power shopping. The funniest thing was when we were in Baby Gap and and Mallory freaked out. She didn't like anything in the store and screamed at me that nothing in that store was her size. Little Diva!
We saw this in the window at Forever 21....by the way, I need one of these stores to move into my neighborhood because I wanted to go on a serious diet after being in there.
so I made Bobbi re-enact it inside.
We had a great time at Z Gallery. Bobbi found a book that might prove helpful in figuring out her dogs sexuality.
And I saw a living room/dining room/ bedroom set up that made me want to run away from home and get my own apartment.
And we found some art for my fantasy apartment's bathroom.
We left downtown...and I thought we were going home and then Calvin got a wild hair up his butt and decided we were going to lunch but he got us kind of lost. Bobbi and I were tweeting each other behind Calvin's back. It went something like this.
@Connieaw Hubby has gotten us lost. Bobbi pointed out to him that our fancy SUV has navigation system. We are still lost. Send Help.
@Shoegal1975 I'm confused as to why he won't us the navigation system.
@Connieaw This happens every time we come to SLC. Please help me remember to not let him drive anymore. I'm glad I brought granola bars.
@Connieaw Alex wants to know where we are going....I'd like to know that too.
@Shoegal1975 Next time I'm driving!!
@Connieaw We are not LOST...he knows exactly where we are...by the airpot.
@Shoegal1975 His excuses are bullshit.
@Connieaw Men can't admit when they're wrong.
@Connieaw M just said it all. *Oh Damn It*
@Connieaw I'm going to need a drink when we get to our mythical destination.
@Shoegal1975 Holy Shit! He found the highway.
@Connieaw Calvin says we're really close now....I offered to google the address but he doesn't know the name of the place.
We finally made it....a place called Le Luna. Mexican food...that was just okay and not worth the hassle of driving through the countryside and scary part of town to get to it. By the way...we ended up in West Jordan which I've never heard of before.
Bobbi...with the giant dirty mind....molested this bear outside of the restaurant. Alex is all...Get Off My Bear so I can touch it all over and get swine flu!
We still had some
Bobbi and I watched The Real Housewives of Orange County were shocked to discover that we are opposite teams! I'm Team Tamra and she is Team Gretchen! Can you believe it? I even took the Which Housewife Are You Quiz and I'm Tamra!
Describes me to a T! I have to tell you...Slade makes my skin crawl! I can't stand him! ECK!
This was a funny post. Men can NEVER admit they are "lost"!!!!
ReplyDeleteI saw those tweets yesterday and cracked up. Especially the one with the picture of the landscape outside that we were to forward to the authorities if you disappeared. Lol.
ReplyDeleteI told my husband I'm going to build myself my own bedroom/bathroom sanctuary so I can have a peaceful place to disappear to and pretend I still live on my own. If life was fair, we'd all be thin from all the picking up after our monsters I mean families. :-)
Chris and I were at the Gateway yesterday afternoon! We popped into the Apple store on our way home from Park City.
ReplyDeleteAnd that print? I bought the cute, naked girl at Z-Gallerie about nine years ago! I love that artist. She hung in one of our bathrooms until recently. Now she's in one of my mother's bathrooms!
I am Alexis. I don't know if that's good or bad, though, because I don't watch the show. I'm cracking up at your daughter freaking out over sizes.... lol, just wait until she's 12.
ReplyDeleteQueenie Jeannie! They never can!
ReplyDeleteNicole! I'm glad you enjoyed the tweets...it was like therapy. I had a room like that in my house...the guest room...now Bobbi lives there.
Chris! I bet we just missed each other...we left there around Noon. I love that naked girl!
3 Men and a Lady! Alexis is the NEW housewife! She has an 18 carat diamond ring.
What a fun time! I love your artwork choices!! So glad you didn't get lost forever!!
ReplyDeleteI watched the show last night too....and I think they are both beyotches!!!
ReplyDeleteI hate to be lost, and I always drive.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a fun day. :) I have the RHOC on the DVR, waiting for nap time. I'm going to be running a holiday bazaar on my blog and thought you might be interested. http://fairiesnfirecrackers.blogspot.com/
ReplyDeleteOMG you crack me up!!!! And Bobbi does, too!!! I so want to go shopping with you two!!!
ReplyDeleteBobbie and that bear need to get a room. Alex, hide your eyes. ;)
ReplyDeleteYou totally crack me up and makes me wish that I was shopping right along with you.
So funny!
ReplyDeleteThat twitter conversation behind hubby's back... BA-NANAS!!
This sounds like an adventure that I would have loved. Only it would have been with Bill's son and DIL and she and I would have been texting back and forth as the guys tried to find the way, and not admitting they were lost. :-)
ReplyDeleteI would LOVE to go somewhere with you and Bobbi, you sound like so much fun, but it is WAY too cold where you live...
This sounds like an adventure that I would have loved. Only it would have been with Bill's son and DIL and she and I would have been texting back and forth as the guys tried to find the way, and not admitting they were lost. :-)
ReplyDeleteI would LOVE to go somewhere with you and Bobbi, you sound like so much fun, but it is WAY too cold where you live...