Your girlfriends won't tell you that the bills are too high and put you on a spending freeze.
Your girlfriends won't bum you out talking about politics.
Your girlfriends won't fail to tell you how cute your outfit and hair are.
Your girlfriends won't go to their seat without you while you're in the restroom.
Your girlfriends won't forget to get you a coke.
Your girlfriends won't drink 5 beers and then try to grope you during the movie.
Your girlfriends won't fall asleep and snore during the movie.
Your girlfriends won't hate the movie and then pick it apart all the way home.
Tonight is the first meeting of the Northern Utah Ladies Drinking Society. If you would like to become a member please contact me.
amen
ReplyDeleteamen and amen
I love this! If I lived closer, I would so join your society. :P
ReplyDeleteHope you have a fabulous day!!
I too, would love to be a member. If I have a drink here in MN the same time you are having a drink there... does that make me an honorary member? :)
ReplyDeleteAwww, so sorry. That does not sound like a good time. I definitely agree that girls night is a blast! I also prefer double date night to just a regular date night. :)
ReplyDeleteOh ya, and if I lived closer, I'd so join too!
ReplyDeleteYes! To become an honorary member...have a drink at 6PM MST.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I am in. But I can only have a couple of sips, I do have a nice red I would like a couple of sips of though. Does that make you 2 hours behind me? I am on central.
ReplyDeleteHow is your cold?
I love a nice Red!
ReplyDeleteShanna...you are just one hour ahead of me. Have your drink at 7pm.
My cold is better...almost gone. And now I think the kids are getting it. Fabulous!
Sounds like fun! Girl get togethers are the best, aren't they?
ReplyDeleteWhat time do I have my drink? 7 also?
ReplyDeleteYes Rachel..7 pm. I'll be tweeting live from the restaurant. TACO TUESDAY!!
ReplyDeleteOK the last thing I ever thought I would be is LDS but for THIS LDS...hell, sign me up!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a clever idea! I hope you had a good turnout. You know I would have been there if we lived just a wee bit closer. :-)
ReplyDeleteCan I be a PenPal kind of member of that Society?
ReplyDelete:)
Oh man, it looks like I need to find more girlfriends because my husband fits the opposite of those to a T!
ReplyDeleteHappy SITS day!
I'm retroactively drinking to that! Actually, since I was on vacation and had a few Shirley Temples (read: drank every single day), I think I likely DID become an LDS member. (Wow, that's a sentence I never expected to type.)
ReplyDeletecheers.