People...are weird.
I love looking at my keyword activity in StatCounter to see what has brought people to my blog. They have a burning question and unfortunately, they don't find the answer so as a public service, I like to try to address them.
funny squirrels with guns
This one was an image search and I can't imagine why anyone would desire to see those little rodents armed. If the squirrels that terrorize me found a weapons cache, I'd move back to Utah.
what do non-mormons need in utah
A sense of humor and a big wine closet.
WEDGIE BIG PANTIES
Sorry pal. I can't help you with this one.
what do you need in the kitchen
You need a good set of pans, a good set of knives, a cutting board, a coffee maker, a mixer and lots of cookie sheets.
can I date my brother in law
I only recommend dating your brother in law if you are still married to his brother. Just last weekend, I shared my brother in law with my best friend. We went on a double date and her husband was fine with it. It also helps if your brother in law is gay.
how to organize legos
I just gave up on this. I finally went to Target and bought the largest container with a lid that I could find and threw them all in. Done.
is emily maynard a natural blonde
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say no.
squril pants
What?
"A sense of humor and a big wine closet" chick you crack me up! what the bump is squril? if they were shooting for squirrel I feel sorry for America.
ReplyDeleteMaybe there are squirrel pants on Etsy....I'm too scared to check. ;)
ReplyDeleteI LOVE when you address these questions. Inquiring minds NEED to know, Connie. Besides, you make me laugh so hard I'm thrown into coughing fits. In a good way.
ReplyDeleteYes, yes, yes.
ReplyDeletePeople are weird. Odd. Strange. Peculiar.
Me included.
Your searches are so much more tame than mine.
ReplyDeleteAnd I would KILL to see a squirrel in pants brandishing a gun!
That is funny, I wonder if I can see that? I don't know that I've looked
ReplyDeleteGah - this is funny!!!!! I love your response to what non-mormons need in Utah! :o)
ReplyDeleteHILARIOUS!!!
ReplyDeleteKnow what my biggest draw is? Man boobs. Say what?
lol..i love the fact you can date your brother in law but for the record I don not and would not date any of mine gay or not.
ReplyDeleteopposed to the un-funny squirrels with gun. Those are the dangerous kind. heeeee.
ReplyDelete"spandex" and "lazy exercise" continue to be popular keywords in my own blog. totally normal.
I love that you "date" your brother in law.
ReplyDeleteHow many times have you blogged about squirrels? And yes- it is so funny to see why people end up on your blog. My number one inquiry still is 32 weeks pregnant-- but well that one isn't too funny or surprising is that is how far along I was when Ryder was born.
ReplyDelete"squril pants"--maybe the squirrel with the gun needs some pants for his holster?
ReplyDeleteMy number one is pants on the ground because I had to go and share a pic of my son who had pantsed HIMSELF on our driveway!!! Yep. The next one after that would be broken noses--again my son--who broke his nose when he was a baby. I have lots of stories from this kid. He is only 6.
ReplyDeleteYes, people are def WEIRD!!! hahaha.