Free Santa

You may recall that last year, I had a little trouble with a certain elf named Cheryl.

It led me to boycott all Mall Santas!

What I learned about Mall Santa is that he is not FREE.

See this picture?  I took it illegally and the reason that it's blurry is that Head Elf Cheryl was in the process of tackling me to the ground trying to prevent me from photographing my own children.

I'm here today to tell you that some Santas are FREE.

If you live in the Denver Area, I have three FREE Santa's for you to visit.

Larimer Square

next to Cry Baby Ranch

Saturdays 10am-7pm

Sundays 11am-6pm

Paulino Gardens

6300 North Broadway

Denver, CO 80216

December 8 & 9th

11am-3pm

Bass Pro Shop

Now-December 24th

Mon-Fri 3pm-8pm

Saturdays 10am-8pm

Sundays Noon-5pm

Note:  If you are here to tell me what a terrible person I am for denying Mall Santas of their livelihood  then you should just move on.  I heard it all last year and I'm not changing my mind.  I still think Mall Santas are impostors and must be stopped!